Alabama's Rolled Tide and Other Week 1 Disappointments

The 2025 NCAAF season kicked off with a bang, but not all teams had a reason to celebrate. Alabama, a perennial powerhouse, found themselves on the wrong end of a 31-17 scoreline against Florida State. Kalen DeBoer's debut as head coach was anything but smooth, as the Crimson Tide struggled to find their rhythm.

UMess: A Familiar Spot

The Amherst Amblers, affectionately known as UMess, returned to their familiar spot at the bottom after a crushing 42-10 loss to Temple of Doom. Scheduled as the homecoming opponent for four different teams this year, UMess might want to consider a florist sponsorship to add some color to their dismal season.

Sam Houston's Struggles

Sam Houston State, the only 0-2 team in the country, finds themselves in the Bottom 10 rankings. Their inability to secure a win in the first two weeks has raised concerns, and they will need to turn things around quickly to avoid a season of disappointment.

State of Kent's Surprising Win

State of Kent ended their 22-game losing streak with a dramatic 100-yard kick return by Da'Realyst Clark. This unexpected victory has given the Golden Flash in the Pan a glimmer of hope, but they still have a long way to go to climb out of the Bottom 10.

UCLA's TV Ratings Silver Lining

UCLA's 43-10 loss to Utah was a tough pill to swallow, but their TV ratings in Tennessee were the highest for a SoCal team since Lane Kiffin's first game at USC. Knoxville Walmarts reportedly sold out of Windex due to the amount of nacho cheese and Jack Daniel's thrown at TVs during the game.

Mizz-ery State's Colosseum-like Defeat

Missouri State's 73-13 loss to USC was reminiscent of ancient Roman battles, where bears were brought in to attack convicted criminals. The Bears were mauled by the Trojans, leaving fans wondering if there's any hope for the rest of the season.

FAU's Rough Start

Florida Atlantic University (FAU) traveled to Maryland and were chomped 39-7 by the Terrapins. With upcoming games against Florida A&M, Panthers, Tigers, and Dragons, FAU might need more than just a Nat Geo documentary to salvage their season.

Baller State's Paycheck Season

Baller State's 31-0 loss to Purdue marked the beginning of their #MACtion Paycheck Season. With games against Auburn and other tough opponents, the Cardinals will need to step up their game to justify the hefty paychecks they're receiving.

Charlotte's Pillow Fight

Charlotte's 11-point loss to Appalachian State set up the first Pillow Fight of the Week against UNC Chapel Hill. Both teams are desperate for a win, making this matchup one to watch.

Waiting List

Teams like Akron, Southern Miss, Kennesaw Mountain Landis State, and Muddled Tennessee are on the waiting list, hoping to avoid the Bottom 10 in the coming weeks.